Some of the Worst Corporate Holiday Gifts Ever Recorded

The Holidays are fast approaching, and we are all so curious how the workplace will deal with the holiday gifting this year.

Below is a list of some of the absolute worst corporate holiday gifts ever recorded since the internet was born. We at Yellow House are proud to say we’ve always been givers (and receivers!) of fabulous, creative gifts. Sadly, the people below don’t experience corporate gifting the way we do!

Enjoy! (Courtesy of cfodailynews.com)

 

1. A single candy cane
2. A plant covered in poison ivy and ants.
3. Corporate logo toilet paper holders
4. Fruit baskets full of rotten food
5. A single Bic pen
6. A plastic rock that says “You Rock”
7. A ham to a vegetarian
8. Wooden hair brushes to bald male employees
9. A kitchen soap dish dressed in a homemade apron
10. A broom
11. Dental floss
12. A toilet seat
13. One slipper
14. A used spatula
15. A doorknob
16. Legos (for a 34 year old adult)
17. A bag of cotton balls
18. A turquoise mankini (Note: The recipient was 60 years old and weighed 250 pounds)
19. A copy of Thyroids for Dummies
20. An airhorn
21. Hotel shampoo and conditioner sets
22. An expired smoked duck
23. A corkscrew leftover from an old sales promotion
24. A no-longer-live grenade, to be used as a paper weight, and
25. Poo-pourri – air freshener spray.